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FILM:" North Shore "





Title: North Shore - The wave riders from Hawaii

title: North Shore Country: USA Year:
1987

Genre: sports film, Youth Drama
Director: William Phelps

Starring: Matt Adler , Gregory Harrison, Nia Peeples, John Philbin, Gerry Lopez, Laird Hamilton, Robbie Page, Mark Occhillipo, John Paragon, Rocky Kauanoe, Lokelani Lau, Cristina Raines rating :
also written large. The dear Rick is annoying and stupid heart is in the right place. Besides surfing, but once he has nothing in mind, which he also sells the summer and, you guessed it, a summer is enough to make a dumb country bumpkin a fragrant surfer who score the big contest at the North Shore

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OCOG s comment: Hawaii. Because of its waves aussenrum a paradise for surfers and thus worthless, of course, the perfect backdrop for a film like surfers North Shore . North Shore, which is a famous piece of water among surfers in Hawaii, teeming with various well-known surfers in guest appearances, and makes the 80-year-Strip is probably why a cult among surf enthusiasts. For North Shore otherwise is a bit inspired, cinematic botch without ups and downs, without much emotion, and he served us horribly dubbed dialogue and does not go beyond stereotypes. Young Cane Rick (Matt Adler), amateur surfers from Arizona goes, over the summer to Hawaii to surf. His bag is stolen from him right from the native troublemakers, whom he happens to come in the way, and otherwise be more likely to doubt his ability and his coolness. But then he makes friends with the reclusive surfboard builders in Chandler, the idyllic lives with his family at the beach and boards from conviction and not because of the money down. Chandler is also to him to surf the dangerous waves of Hawaii teaches him while Rick designs in return for a funky logo. By the way Rick is in love then also, unfortunately, in the cousin (Nia Peeples) of the last bad guy and wants to take even the most difficult competitive surfers in the world. Whether he can win? Terrible 80s hairstyles and outfits in eye cancer-causing neon colors dominate the film and color it with the soundtrack in a complacent nostalgia-trashy sound. But the rest is not necessarily pleasing. The performances are as flat as the boards of the protagonists who drags clamped a real surfer probably not only to the beach, but also by the arm including in bars. Hawaii sledgehammer exoticism can be in every scene press, be it a native dance, beautiful women in colorful robes or a romantic nighttime beach where the couple to Rick and his added pretty girlfriend lounging little interest in pisswarmer teen romance .

resentment between cultures provide for forced voltages making the film but does not protect against trivial add splash on. The dispute put on work and unnecessary. Likewise, the flat minor love story that should be incredibly deep and serious for a kiss and a possible first time at the beach, which remove the protagonists through bad writer but now no one really wants. The dialogues nerves trying to outdated 80's sayings and wooden acting and bad sentence structure. Naivete is at North Shore

can. voltage comes up at any time, the end everyone can already piece together the beginning and of course, is rosy, even if Rick not stay forever on the island can. Especially for surf enthusiasts, but probably the numerous scenes of interest to water, stretching the film while unnecessary, but nevertheless shows some expert in action. This makes the meat but not too bold. North Shore is a dusty film with youth drop-out atmosphere that builds to an unbearable cliches and superficiality, and finally breaks down precisely because of these things. Unintentional comedy provides occasional trash and annoying affectations figures for bad temper. At least the sea breaks in beautiful clear waves. Those who come to this conclusion, would have probably looked better a pure nature film ...

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FILM: "Pirates Powerplay"

Title:
Pirates Powerplay

Country:
Germany
Year: 1981 Genre:
comedy

Director:
Sigi Rothemund Starring:
Thomas Gottschalk, Mike Krüger, Rainer Basedow, Denise Bielmann, Evelyn Hamann, Willy Harlander, Gunther Philipp, Ralf Wolter

Rating: Trash-Factor:

OCOG s comment: The fact that the two entertainer Thomas Gottschalk and Mike Krueger for the most trash was never too bad, they proved in 1981 with the film became misery Pirates Powerplay for the first-but not for the last-time. Because the two buddies, Tommy and Mike (Thomas Gottschalk and Mike Krueger) from the slow, regular radio program fed up have created it the pirate radio power play, on which they are a hobby once a week with snappy slogans and lots of hip music, the audience at last maintained properly. But not for long, as Mike's sister (Evelyn Hamann) knows that the "refreshing illegal ", successful channel of the two bang bags is to make lots of money and the two hastily to various agreements binding through which to see the two friends forced from now on every day to send out a mobile home. Too bad that now the police and the are offended gentlemen of the Bavarian Radio, including Peilsenderwagen from the post after them. Fortunately, Tommy and Mike is no shortage of ideas when it matters, to escape their goofy pursuers again. what already sounds like a dirty little fun and it is. puns Thomas Gottschalk and Mike Krueger in grottig 80s clothes and various panels by a strip, the world does not need. Sayings in the style of "Show me your Clock and I'll tell you what time it is" are abound. Necessity is the mother of invention and so the two friends underline ever flight around her mobile home or dress up by emergency physicians, to less elegant women, to their eternal pursue a goofy teasing again and again. And when Tommy suddenly in the Swabian dialect speaks ruckzuck is also the last question the suspicious enemies eliminated, the two types that they have just surrounded, not the desired operator of pirate radio. Where did Tommy and Mike, the color or even have their costumes, or why their pirate radio station is ever so popular in fact, is unclear. And also do not care. Who the Pirates will Powerplay use his brain, should consider seriously whether he instead would rather not want to go feed ducks and a half hours. Now what could go through with a bit of a pun Gutwollen Santander, trashy slapstick is, unfortunately, although by the annoying behavior of all the stupid minor characters, quite prominently occupied, destroyed. That is not even more fun for the inclined trash fan, but drags badly on the nerves of the viewer. Turbulent or honest and fun, it is rarely if ever, in any case only in the scenes with Tommy and Mike. A story is almost non-present. But plenty of infantile painful Situation comedy. And of course, Tommy and Mike. And their silly sayings, where fans of the duo depp species may well get their money. All others should avoid the movie better, anyway.

Sunday, July 6, 2008 Alway Feeling Irritated FILM: "Double Dragon - The Fifth Dimension"

Title: Double Dragon - The Fifth Dimension title: Double Dragon
Country:

USA Year:
1993

Genre:
Action Director : James Yukich

Starring: Robert Patrick, Mark Dacascos, Scott Wolf, Kristina Wagner, Julia Nickson-Soul, Alyssa Milano, Nils Allen Stewart, Henry Kingi, John Mallory Asher, Leon Russom, Jeff Imada, Al Leong, Cory Milano, Michael Berryman, Deanthony Langston Rating:
And so dominated

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OCOG s comment: captivating computer games usually not exactly a complex story, much less if there is a 80-year-fighting game that once with pleasure machines and was played on various consoles. This popularity took advantage of it-even though many years later until 1993 and that is turned the former fighting game Double Dragon the same underground film with virtually non-existent plot. But what works as a game, must be for a film far no good. In this case, write a dark future version. In 2007, the former Los Angeles, which now is very creative New Angeles, unrecognizable. After a huge earthquake, half the city may be under water, the houses are of the collapse, however, been spared. Radioactive rain seems to bother anyone, and the oh so evil gangs that dominate the city exactly at sunset (and not a minute earlier), and connect the people in fear and terror. In this would-end-time scenario, humanity has then also made the effort, rather than the city from scratch to develop rather a lot of technical nonsense, how could he uncreative are not effective technology actually reminiscent of '80s video games. So this is the background against which the two teenage brothers Billy and Jimmy Lee (Mark Dacascos and Scott Wolf) grow up as orphans. Your guardian is the young Satori (Julia Nickson-Soul), which owns half of a precious talisman with supernatural abilities, like a terribly cheap, molded plastic and looks like brushed with gold paint toys. The other half is very clever hidden somewhere in China, where one lives still, apparently, as simple as two thousand years. Our villain Kogo Shuko (Robert Patrick), which for simplicity will know at least one major American city for whatever reason, of course, steals the medallion in China and want to own the other half. When he noticed that our two main characters lax, annoy continually with silly outfits, hairstyles and ugly pseudo-cool sayings, have the other half of the amulet, he is of course after them. Jimmy and Billy do Shuko abluchsen but his half of the medallions and get them even more support from the young leader the colorful Power Corps, a group of brightly colored children and young people who supposedly fight for peace and security in New Angeles' streets, but basically hingammeln only in some underground hall in front of him and the film as meaningless as the film for humanity . With an FSK 12 does not go through Double Dragon ever as a real action movie. Neither apocalyptic nor fantasy elements are so far thought that you could assign the film one of these genres. What remains is a quirky, absurd Trash strips for children, but especially for fans of trash movie that leaves no lasting impression. And if so, at most one bad. The performances are underground, but you have to say fair to say that the preposterous script by the cast except for a huge portion of annoying overacting anything demanded. Of emotional depth and subtle social criticism one can only dream (but that one has come to be expected not be otherwise). All the scenes look cheap, be it the stupid technical inventions or even the souped-up car of the two main characters, which is driven by burning paper and place an exhaust such a thing as a flame thrower has that regulates the speed.

the gangs and all the evil consist of a motley motley bunch Clichés. Strunz stupid Cyberpunks with fancy hairstyles live dressed in filthy rags in the most run-down areas, laugh Grenzdebile heat chases, their burning tonnes on the streets after with dirty river water and build up threatening to chain-rattling against innocent main characters, without them ever inflict serious damage. Shuko, the chief villain, has no human features in itself is corrupt through and through and ruthless, and also with also a long flowing coat and sunglasses!

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of silly stereotypes, a strunz stupid humor (the only unfortunately is not at all funny) and the most uninspired ideas, held together again by smaller fights, if you want to call it that, or even more popular pursuits that are never exciting but always absolutely harebrained. In the silly finale, when one believes that it bad no longer going to unite Billy and Jimmy finally the medallion and received via its power in the next moment the most ridiculous colorful glittering combat suits, which were probably each tailored for a film. who liked the computer game to date, should therefore keep the hand of the cinematic botch, to play it on pure conscience and to remember. Only the trash-fan should Double Dragon enjoy, for as much as in this unintentionally funny garbage trash strip is finally offered a not every day.